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Jokes – Oneng dari Bajaj Badjuri

Oneng Menelpon
Oneng : "bang, telpon kite jelek nih"
Badjuri : "emang nape?"
Oneng : "kagak bise nelpon 911 bang?"
Bajuri : "lagak lu kayak bule' aje, emangnye lu udah coba pencet?"
Oneng : "kagak bisa dipencet, kagak ade angka 11 nye."
Oneng Kecelakaan
Oneng datang ke dokter dengan kedua telinganya luka bakar.

Dokter : Apa yang terjadi?
Oneng : Aye sedang nyeterika dan telepon berdering, aye salah
mengambil gagang telpon, kagak sengaje aye ngangkat seterika dan
menempelkannye di telinge aye.
Dokter : Wow..! Tetapi apa yang terjadi dengan telinga Anda yang satu lagi?
Oneng : Teman aye yang goblok itu menelepon lagi.

Oneng Di Apotek
Oneng : Mpok, aye mo beli vitamin buat anak aye.
Apoteker : Vitamin A, B atau C, bu?
Oneng : Ape aje deh, anak aye blon ngerti hurup kok...!!

Oneng Belanja
Oneng: "adek makanan bebek, mpok?"
Mpok: "gue kagak jual ntu neng"
Oneng: "oh iye, makasih mpok"

Besoknya datang lagi...
Oneng: "ade makanan bebek, mpok?"
Mpok: "kagak jual neng..."
Oneng: "oh iye, makasih mpok"

Besoknya masih datang lagi...
Oneng: "ade makanan bebek, mpok?"
Mpok: "pan gue ude bilang 2 kali, GUE KAGAK JUAL dan gak akan pernah
jual, sekali lagi lu tanya, gue paku kaki lu ke lantai...!!! "
Oneng: "galak amat, maafin aye mpok..."

Eh, besoknya gak kapok-² masih datang...
Oneng: "ade martil gak mpok?"
Mpok: "kagak jual"
Oneng: "kalo paku ade mpok?"
Mpok: "kagak"

Hening sejenak...
Oneng: "ade makanan bebek, mpok?"

Oneng Sok Tau
Badjuri pulang narik bajaj dengan wajah murung...

Oneng: "nape bang? kok mukenye kusut kayak cucian kering"
Badjuri: "abang malu neng, tadi abis diketawain ama temen-²"
Oneng: "diketawain kenape? pan bagus bisa ngibur orang"
Badjuri: "gue jawabnye salah pas ditanya paris ntu letaknye dimane?"
Oneng: "mangkenye bang, kalo naroh barang diinget baek-² letaknye"

Oneng dan Kokok Ayam
Ponakan Oneng memanggil Oneng ke belakang rumah sambil teriak...

Ponakan: “mpok oneng... mpok... sini buruan...”
Oneng: “nape sih? pake tereak-² segala...”
Ponakan: “pratiin tu mpok, matenye mpok...”
Oneng: “merem? trus nape?
Ponakan: “ntu die mpok, kenape ayam kalo berkokok matenye merem?”
Oneng: “yee... begituan ditanyain, pan ayam ude hapal teksnye...”

Oneng Kehilangan Uang
Masuk rumah muka Oneng sedih, matanya berkaca-²...

Badjuri: "eh, elu nape neng? abis ngiris bawang? hehe..."
Oneng: "si abang becande mulu', oneng lagi sedih niy"
Badjuri: "sedih kenape?"
Oneng: "duit aye ilang bang dijalan, 20 rebu"
Badjuri: "iya ela... gitu aje nangis, ude ni abang ganti"

Tangis Oneng jadi makin keras...
Badjuri: "nah lho... duitnye ude diganti, male tambah kenceng"
Oneng: "pan, kalo duit oneng kagak ilang sekarang ude jadi 40 rebu bang"

The Human Perfection in the Physical World

how could it be possible?
amazing!

Kotaro (1 – 59 END)

Judul: Kotaro
Seri: 1 – 59 Tamat
Tahun: 1996 (1984 Japan Release)
Pengarang: Hiruta Tatsuya
Penerbit: Elex Media Komputindo
Kategori: Action, Comedy, Martial Arts

The original Kotaro Makaritoru contained 7 Major Archs and 1 side series. Initially the comic was filled with slapstick comedy and small sexual humor, but as the story progressed, the comic became more mature and serious. However, some of the classic humor remained. Koutarou Shindou – A high school aged karate expert who is descended from a long line of ninja. While he may be a fighting genius, he lacks common sense and any inhibitions whatsoever. He spends most of his time getting into trouble with school officials, and trying to steal girls’ panties; especially Mayumi’s. He is very protective of three things: his long hair, his panty collection, and Mayumi.
(credit: mangafox)

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Red Mango – Mal Taman Anggrek

Red Mango, frozen yogurt :
dengan ratusan cabang di New York - Los Angeles - Chicago - Las Vegas
- Seattle - Honolulu -
San Fransisco - San Diego - Boston - Johanesburg - Phoenix - Seoul -
Bangkok - Manila

Sekarang sudah buka lho di Jakarta, Mal Taman Anggrek Lt.4 (samping Popeyes).

Red Mango Mochi Berry, frozen yogurt rasa plain yang di twist dengan
rasa strawberry,
ditambah topping Mochi yang enak banget, lain dari yang lain,
ditambah dengan fresh Strawberry dan Longan.

Kotaro L (1 – 8 CONTINUE)

Judul: Kotaro L
Seri: 1 – 8 Bersambung
Tahun: 2003 Japan Release
Pengarang: Hiruta Tatsuya
Penerbit: Sakura Comic
Kategori: Action, Comedy, Martial Arts

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Kagetora (1 – 9 CONTINUE)

Judul: Kagetora
Seri: 1 – 9 Bersambung
Tahun: 2002
Pengarang: Akira Segami
Penerbit: Dragon Production
Kategori: Action, Comedy, Romance

Plot/Sypnosis:
Heir of a renowned family of skilled martial artists, Yuki. Kagetora falls in love with her, but since a ninja is forbidden to fall in love with his master, he struggles to hold back his feelings. The story deals with Kagetora struggling with his sense of duty and his love for Yuki. Yuki also develops feelings for him later on. However, since it is forbidden for their love to be, how will they react to this? Will Kagetora be able to make it?
(credit: wiki)

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Heracles (1 – 12 END)

Judul: Heracles
Seri: 1 – 12 Tamat
Tahun: –
Pengarang: Kao Yung
Penerbit: Elex Media Komputindo
Kategori: Detective, Mystery

Bercerita tentang sebuah agent detektif yang ternyata musuhnya mempunyai hubungan keluarga dengan diri si detektif. Dan masih banyak lagi kasus-kasus yang diselesaikan oleh agent ini dan cerita-cerita seru lainnya.

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Passport Blue (1 – 10 CONTINUE)

Judul: Passport Blue
Seri: 1 – 10 Bersambung
Tahun: –
Pengarang: Ishiwata Osamu
Penerbit: Elex Media Komputindo
Kategori: Sci Fi

Plot/Sypnosis:
a story about a would-be astronaut

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Red (1 – 16 CONTINUE)

Judul: Red
Seri: 1 – 16 Bersambung (Japan Release 1 – 19 END)
Tahun: 2008
Pengarang: Kenichi Muraeda
Penerbit: Level Comics
Kategori: Action, Adventure, Historical

Set in nineteenth-century America, Red is the last living survivor of a Native American tribe that was slaughtered by white men. On a long journey in search of revenge, he travels with Iero Ito, a samurai who ran away to America after being defeated in the Seinan civil war, and Ann, a mysterious prostitute. The bonds of friendship between the three are touching. Although it is all fiction, the story seems very real as it is based on actual battles between US troops, Apaches and other tribes.
(credit: baka-updates)

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